Junction Home Services

There are five final points that have thus far been left out elsewhere that aren’t very important but are here for those wanting to read everything, like an easter egg, to allow you to gain a better understanding before developing a new relationship with JHS:

1. You can call and ask for something and ask to pay $50 or $5,000, and you can get what you’d like to pay for, but a neighborhood kid may mow your yard for $20 and not do as good a job, and your sink may not be installed as quickly as though it would if you had hired the $10,000 plumber. There are many other people in Grand Junction that regularly use Junction Home Services for everything they need, and there are many other home services providers in town. You don’t hire JHS because you want the cheapest option and you don’t hire JHS because you want the corporation… you hire JHS for the relationship, the trust, the reliability, the expertise, the honesty, the easiness with each interaction, the dependability, the long-term…

2. There’s a story that goes roughly, “You can hire six plumbers to solve an issue and five may either take months to replace the whole system or would charge you either way too much or not enough and wouldn’t know what the problem was and would then leave you without any solution and with less to spend on the sixth plumber, who could come in and spend five minutes tapping on a couple pipes and tightening a few bolts and fixing it like it was nothing and would invoice you $15,000. He’s not invoicing you for those 5 minutes he spent fixing your issue, but for the years it took him to learn to tap those pipes and tighten those bolts. You don’t pay for time, you pay for results.” 

Results are what you’ll get with JHS.
For such a variety of jobs in a variety of houses, after more than eight years, sometimes JHS is the fourth and sometimes the sixth plumber in that story, but you’ll still never get a $15k invoice, no matter how long it may take. Regardless you’ll always soon see the solution to your problem after setting JHS to it.

For the cost of gas and time away from scheduling other jobs, usually at least a $50 or $100 minimum is requested, however, for those needing help and struggling to put food on the table, exceptions are often made. No need to ever feel bad no matter what you may need; no job is too big or too small!
If you need batteries or a lightbulb changed, or if you need an apartment refreshed after a tenant left, JHS can do it.
Whether you’d like “bandaids and duct tape” or “done the right way”, a fair price is always somewhat negotiable, and something we can both agree upon, and something we’re both happy with – whether that’s the $50 results you’re looking for, or the $5,000 results.

Generally, you tip those in the service industry, and in this line of work, those who care to treat JHS well, definitely receive the best service possible! Not saying you need to tip JHS, but just along the same lines, if you’d tip your server well to bring you extra ranch, why try to short the guy installing something as important as your water heater or something as insignificant as your bidet on your toilet in your home? You want to know that you shouldn’t have to double check to make sure everything was done right. You want to just say, “do it” and it’ll be done so can go back to not worrying about it. You want easy. You want to be able to trust the man you’re inviting into your home. You’d like for him to be intelligent and polite, and to definitely not murder you and your family, and it is for that reason, while still keeping in line with maintaining a bit of privacy on the internet, it’s announced here for your consideration that the main man behind JHS has a college degree in Biology and a clean criminal record (which, never really stopped criminals from committing their first crime, anyway, but), minus having hacked into construction road signs a over a decade ago as a juvenile prank. Which, picking a lock is another service that can be provided to you! And, that brief experience was also plenty to educate on the terrors of the judicial/legal system, anyway, disregarding the previous points… But, making this point (and the next point) publicly, advertising it as such, you could easily come at JHS for false advertisement if it’s not true, just like they went after Red Bull for not giving them wings, so you know it’s gotta be true!

3. It was mentioned to JHS at some point that a Handyman from Aspen years ago had on his business card, “I may not be the best, but at least I’m the most expensive!” and that’s stuck with JHS since… However, as with the two points above, you can hire the most expensive handyman in town, or the cheapest, and you’d still be able to call JHS. You can call JHS because of price, or you can call because of ease. You can get the job done either way, and most jobs need no extra expense, but for some jobs, you’d probably want to hire JHS and just know it’s taken care of and something you needn’t worry about any longer. By default, though, JHS isn’t the most expensive, but will do it right disregarding cost. For many things, JHS asks ~$100/hr for labor. Sometimes, $10/hr is what it works out to after everything. Sometimes, $500/hr+ is billed. Don’t let money be the reason you make the decision to hire anyone in town, though. Money is the most difficult part of the job for this non-accountant Handyman, and many judge handymen based on money, yet, money is something required for every handyman to continue being a handyman, but handymen don’t really become handymen for the money. It sucks, especially now with the prices of everything else also skyrocketing, but it’s a part of life. Yet, while there may be some contractors in town looking to get every penny possible, JHS is no scammer and is not financially motivated, so no matter what the money comes out to, you’ll feel 100% satisfied when you hire JHS. Guaranteed.

 4. Besides Cash, Checks, Cards, Venmo, Zelle, Cash app, Paypal, and all other forms of payment, you might also be able to receive services in exchange for rocks, and discounts for subscribing to both the Junction Home Servicves and ColoRockCo YouTube channels. In addition, discounts for vets & military, healthcare providers, seniors & students, first responders & more – mention it and inquire if you apply or should get one for being in a related category of noble profession!

5. You can also sign up for a low-fee monthly membership to receive the best possible service in town! (Inquire by sending a message)

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